Old writing - 10 Things Never to do to your Dom.. brat VS. bratty?

ancilla_ksst over at A slave to Master posted a great post earlier on things not to do. It reminded me of an old one I wrote, and it gave me the urge to dig it out and share, thank you, ancilla_ksst, for reminding me of this old post! :)

This post was written about 4 years ago.. wow how time goes!

1)When over Daddy's knee getting punished, do not casually try to stick lucky charms in Daddy's uniform pockets. (Daddy and I had been snacking on dry lucky charms before hand) Daddy will notice, and Daddy will give you extra swats for this!

2)Hiding Daddy's belt or other tools only leads to even more trouble.

3)Don't get ideas from threads on fetlife that other slaves/baby girls/subs have tried to get away with... furthermore, don't laugh your butt off while reading said threads when Daddy is near by. This results in knowing the next time you get a long session of spanking, a picture of the end results will be taken and posted on fetlife, and you are told you will post a note in your profile stating that every time you get into trouble, said photo will become your profile picture. :P (This has yet to happen, but shhh, don't tell!)

4)Do not try to hold Daddy's hands behind His head or top Him in any way... Daddy is strong and can lift you upside down without much effort! :o

5)You never know what Daddy is really thinking during punishment. Example, Daddy says pick one.. the hairbrush or belt. You fear the back of the hairbrush, for you've heard so many say how bad it stings. You pick the belt. The belt gets put away... Daddy says, I didn't say what you were picking for baby girl! (I'm sitting on a pillow today!)

6) Do not start singing during a spanking.. especially songs like - "Do you realllly want to hurtttt me..?" Do you really want to make me cryyy...?" 

7) Do not tie Daddy's boot laces together when being spanked in the wheelbarrow position! 

8) For the love of gods, do not toilet paper His Harley, or anything else. I never received such a harsh spanking than I did after that one! It did make Him chuckle, but the spanking showed that I was to never, ever pull a prank like that one again. For the record, I love the Harley, and would never do anything to actually harm it.

9) Do you put stickers all over Daddy while He is sleeping. This results in a very long spanking, then stickers placed all over your very sore bottom. On the same note, do not color on Him either.

10) Old ages jokes such as, Daddy - what was it like when Dinosaurs were still walking around? Are very much not appreciated. :P

                                    Here were my after thoughts on the subject:

So, as still being pretty new into living the DaddyDom/baby girl lifestyle 24/7 I find myself being torn with being that sweet baby girl that will do anything to please Daddy. Or being a little, bratty to push the boundaries and see what I can get away with. I never go into being disrespectful areas, or things that I know will seriously make Daddy angry, but those little things that to Him,make me cute and sassy - well, those are another thing...um, right?

I know Daddy doesn't want a doormat. But I also know Daddy doesn't want disrespect or serious rule breaking. I think so far I've kept a pretty good balance, but I tend to wonder - how many subs out there get that urge to be a little imp and see what you can get away with?

I know there are some that just purely like being bratty. I know many define bratty in different ways also. Being a brat I hear is being disrespectful or not knowing when is too much or when to stop. Being bratty on the other hand I've heard is more like the things I've been testing the waters with. I would never actually try to top Daddy. He is the dominant, he always has been. I respect,love and need that...

But, this baby girl has a lot of ornery streaks in her and gets the feeling that she'll be seeing the belt (hopefully not brush) a lot as we continue on with training! lol.
Hmm. I wonder how bad the paddle hurts. :o (I've already learned the answer to that one!)

Fast forward 4 years or whatever it's been since I wrote that, and I'll say I have learned a lot. And, Sir's implement collection has grown.. a ton! Especially since He took up making His own paddles and such! Am I still impish? Well.. yeah, at times. I will always be playful. But, I know He likes this about me. He says I keep Him on His toes.. that cannot be a bad thing,hm? If He were a Dominant that hated pranks and this type of playfulness, I wouldn't dream of ever doing them.

I'd love to hear if you guys have done anything like these - are you guys ever impish? I loved ancilla_ksst's list, and would love to read more from you all! :)