Morning chuckle - Ten Reasons to Date a Funeral Director.
So last night went something like this...
12:00 Finally curl up in bed to try and fall asleep to the TV.
1:00 Still awake, see out of the corner of my eye.. a big spider in my bed.... Eee! Strip bed, put spider outside, inspect for any other bugs that may be trying to join in, in making me dance under the covers.
2:00 Youngest crawls into bed, and proceeds to hog most of it. How does one that is so small at 2 years old, take up such room... and note to self, I wish I was still that limber.
2:15 Realize the bed is getting wet, and the rain is pouring in from the open window. Oops.
2:30ish Brain doesn't shut up... (Hamster wheel going crazy with thoughts) mental note to ground kids from the 'derp derp derp' song that is playing in the background of my brain.
3;00 More thoughts, slight wondering how much trouble I am going to be when He returns home for the few rules I have broken while He has been gone.. x_x
3:02 Slight wondering becomes full on wondering.. which leads to thinking about what possible punishments may happen, especially once He finds out that my hands got carried away in the bathtub the other day... which leads to squirming.. and tossing and turning.. and oops, kid in bed.. dammit!
3:20 'derp,derp,derp...derp,derp,derp...' *growl* dang kids and the derp song!
Somewhere around 4, finally fall asleep.. only to have said song in my dreams.. accompanied by spiders, and punishments... seriously brain?!
Next morning - Coffeeeeee! x_x
So, how was *your* night?
*Real post coming after, at least one more cup*
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